Without pay phones you [1] take away the ability for crazy homeless people to have pretend phone conversations, and [2] remove a potential canvas for some low-rank graffiti artist. I think that’s it, two things in defense of the pay phone.
In Defense Of The Pay Phone
Published November 15, 2010 Got jokes 2 CommentsTags: Graffiti, Homeless, Pay Phone

3.
teenage kids can no longer dial 1-800-F-Me-Somewhere-Nasty and listen to the operator talk dirty for the entirety of 15 seconds before they ask you to deposit money.
it is a very shocking, hilarious, and knowledgeable 15 seconds for the youngster.
is that a real number?